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Top Cement Economist Predicts: 2025 Will Be the Year Construction Wakes Up and Smells the Concrete

Dec 13, 20242 min read

Top Cement Economist Predicts: 2025 Will Be the Year Construction Wakes Up and Smells the Concrete

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Concrete Safety Experts Warn: “Don’t Use the Saw Against That Guy on the Crew, No Matter How Annoying He Is”

Dec 13, 20242 min read

Concrete Safety Experts Warn: “Don’t Use the Saw Against That Guy on the Crew, No Matter How Annoying He Is”

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Construction Industry Booms, Parents Demand 30-Year-Olds Get Jobs or Pitch a Tent

Dec 13, 20242 min read

Construction Industry Booms, Parents Demand 30-Year-Olds Get Jobs or Pitch a Tent

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Power Line Wins Moral Victory After Connecticut Worker Awarded $2M

Dec 12, 20242 min read

Power Line Wins Moral Victory After Connecticut Worker Awarded $2M

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Robots Predict Humans Will Stagnate While Their Market Skyrockets: “We’re Watching You” Says AI Representative

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Dec 12, 20242 min read

Robots Predict Humans Will Stagnate While Their Market Skyrockets: “We’re Watching You” Says AI Representative

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Harbor Rock Abandons Incinerator Plans; Local Serial Killer Devastated, Police Chief Offers “Constructive Dialogue”

Jeremy Borings #1 Fan

Dec 12, 20242 min read

Harbor Rock Abandons Incinerator Plans; Local Serial Killer Devastated, Police Chief Offers “Constructive Dialogue”

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Alabama City Partners to Save Electronics from Landfills; Local Treasure Hunter Claims Artifacts Belong in a Museum

An Industry Insider

Dec 12, 20242 min read

Alabama City Partners to Save Electronics from Landfills; Local Treasure Hunter Claims Artifacts Belong in a Museum

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Hawaiian County Selects Prime Landfill Site, Homeless Rejoice at Real Estate Boom

Jeremy Borings #1 Fan

Dec 12, 20242 min read

Hawaiian County Selects Prime Landfill Site, Homeless Rejoice at Real Estate Boom

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Of Leadership: Writers Spotlight Thaddeus Steelcroft

Dec 11, 20243 min read

Of Leadership: Writers Spotlight Thaddeus Steelcroft

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LEADERS Make Holiday Gratitude Happen: How to Help The Business Embrace the Grind

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Dec 11, 20244 min read

LEADERS Make Holiday Gratitude Happen: How to Help The Business Embrace the Grind

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Breaking: Construction Industry Celebrates Women in the Workforce, but AI Robots Poised to End the Party by 2025

Jeremy Borings #1 Fan

Dec 11, 20243 min read

Breaking: Construction Industry Celebrates Women in the Workforce, but AI Robots Poised to End the Party by 2025

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America’s Newest Boom Industry: Building Hospitals for the Future, Before We Completely Break the Current Ones

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

Dec 11, 20242 min read

America’s Newest Boom Industry: Building Hospitals for the Future, Before We Completely Break the Current Ones

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Hurricane-Damaged Bridges in S.C. to Get Emergency Replacement, But Angry Trolls Threaten to Eat Anyone Who Fixes Them

Dec 10, 20243 min read

Hurricane-Damaged Bridges in S.C. to Get Emergency Replacement, But Angry Trolls Threaten to Eat Anyone Who Fixes Them

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The Evolution of Heavy Equipment: A Trip Down Memory Lane

Dec 10, 20242 min read

The Evolution of Heavy Equipment: A Trip Down Memory Lane

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OSHA Cites Two Florida Contractors for Willful Endangerment—But Their Real Concern? Keeping Those Pesky Ninja Turtles Out of Florida.

An Industry Insider

Dec 10, 20242 min read

OSHA Cites Two Florida Contractors for Willful Endangerment—But Their Real Concern? Keeping Those Pesky Ninja Turtles Out of Florida.

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Operators Compete in Caterpillar's Global Operator Challenge: Who Doesn’t Want to Prove They Can Dig a Hole Better Than Everyone Else?

Dec 10, 20242 min read

Operators Compete in Caterpillar's Global Operator Challenge: Who Doesn’t Want to Prove They Can Dig a Hole Better Than Everyone Else?

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Underground Mining Equipment Market Booms as AI Commit to Digging Straight to Hell

Dec 10, 20242 min read

Underground Mining Equipment Market Booms as AI Commit to Digging Straight to Hell

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Its Science Stupid: Why Marathon Runners Have an Unfortunate History of Pooping Themselves

Dec 10, 20244 min read

Its Science Stupid: Why Marathon Runners Have an Unfortunate History of Pooping Themselves

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Hot Cheetos Girl Inspires Mexico

An Industry Insider

Dec 9, 20242 min read

Hot Cheetos Girl Inspires Mexico

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Bumfart Arksas Takes Initiative in Pre-Trump Immigration Purge

Jeremy Borings #1 Fan

Dec 9, 20245 min read

Bumfart Arksas Takes Initiative in Pre-Trump Immigration Purge

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