Trump Declares 10% Trade War Against Penguins in Antarctica—Penguins Respond

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BREAKING: Female Cop Suspended After Watching Violent Mob Attack Like It’s a Pay-Per-View Event

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California’s Composting Bill Unites Politicians, Enrages Mustache-Twirling Villain—Captain Planet “Still Dead,” Sources Confirm

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Why Don’t You Go to the Movies?

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March Madness 2025: The Only Time People Pretend to Care About College Basketball

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ProMat 2025: Where Forklifts and Fancy AI Battle for the Future of Logistics

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St. Patrick’s Day: Why Do We Celebrate? A History of Green Beer, Dubious Heritage, and Snake Drama

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5 Million Bucks of Meth Stuffed in Blueberries Crushes Cartel’s Dream of “MethFlakes™: Breakfast of Champs”

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Why Women Should Rule the World’s Hard Hats and Men Should Master the Oven: A Modest Proposal for a Post-Women’s Day Era

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Jersey Shore Storms Scotland, Mistakes Locals for ‘Foreigners’ in Brawl Over White Lotus

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Mar 123 min read

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Real Men Mix With Diet Coke, Science Says Sugar Is For Sissies

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Mar 104 min read

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Former Olympic Snowboarder Competing in FBI’s ‘Most Wanted’ Decathlon, Judges Report He’s ‘Crushing the powder Slalom’

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Comedian Profile: Alex Morrison Transitions From Heavy to Modest Drinking and Smoking

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Welcome to 2025: Your Supply Chain is on Fire, and So is Your Sanity

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Women in Construction Bust Through Trump’s DEI Plans with lots of Tantrums

Mike Honcho

Mar 64 min read

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Hollywood’s Best Picture Winner Proves Yet Again That Hollywood Hates You

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

Mar 34 min read

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5 Insane Ways Marketers Can Hijack Your Last Remaining Brain Cells

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White House Meeting Ends quickly after Zelenskyy Can’t Reach Floor; Trump Declares ‘No Deal for the Garden Gnome.

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Feb 282 min read

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Alien Botanist Sues Humanity Over 1982 ‘Kidnapping’: ‘I Was Lured By Candy, Not Curiosity

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Feb 264 min read

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Open Letter from a Nonprofit CEO: “The Feds Are Ruining our Vibe

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